Fabulous Is My Birthright

My heart, Tess Lynch, my heart.

tesslynch:

1. Maybe you do like kale.

2. Put your spare car key somewhere that’s easy to describe over the phone in a panic (“TOP DRAWER OF BIG CABINET!” instead of “Go into the garage and find the old file drawer with three locks, not the one with two locks, and open the bottom drawer and I think it…